i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

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me when im drunk

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i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

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mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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